Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Oink Oink

Michelle Bachmann has just come out with her latest hit! The new solo is tentatively titled "Blame It On The Goose'o'crats (Swine Flu REDUX)." Listen here and enjoy the poppy new tune as your brain goes into critical failure.





Jamie Foxx could not be reached for comment.


Brought to you by the very same Congresswoman who gave us such memorable classics as:

"Obama Wants Mandatory Political Re-Education Camps But All I Want is You" (by M. Bachmann)

"Let's Get Armed & Dangerous Against Global Warming's Lies" (by M. Bachmann, Exec. Producer B. Oil)

"We Are One... But Not All Cultures Are Equal " (by M. Bachmann, feat. I. Racist)

...And, of course, who could forget the 2008 blockbuster that sold for a record 187,818 votes (easily outselling Tinkleberg's lackluster flop "Vote For Me Because I'm Not that Crazy Bitch"):

"We've Got to Come Together (And Investigate Congress to Find Out Who's Anti-America)" (by M. Bachmann, back-up vocals by S. Palin, lyrics by J. McCarthy)

Dial 1-800-How-Was-She-Ever-Elected to reserve your advance copy now!

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